Tuesday, September 05, 2006

David Letterman has a kid, a real small kid actually. Hmph.

He's also doing some crazy stuff on the old Late Show.

Man I love that guy.

He's got the best sense of bitter irony I've ever seen, and he's influenced the hell out of me.

We've kind of lost irony.

Like this guy.

Man, I saw this Colbert Report a week ago and this brown dude named Ramesh Ponnuru was buggin', he's written a book called "The Party of Death: The Democrats, the Media, the Courts, and the Disregard for Human Life".

Has this bastard seen what his party is doing to the Middle-East?

(Also: See my song "Uncle Tom's Grabbin'".)

I couldn't stand to hear his sniveling back-pedaling a week ago, and wait... Steven Colbert has said "We're no longer on the road to WW3!", and used the Jesus cartoon - man I love this guy, and yeah - Steve's trying to tell us to help him stop WW3 from actually happening, which is dope.

In fact, I think I like Colbert better than Stewart these days, but Old Johnny is playing a game of set-'em-up knock-'em-back, I'm guessing. Colbert's fake conservative persona defending keeping the name "Freedom Fries" is a brilliant reminder of just how insane things got - and "are", but also a solid "God you're stupid!" hit against them thar brainwashed Republicans, one Mr. Stewart probably can't afford to take and keep his younger sleepier audience lead-in with nearly as much venom as Mr. Colbert.

Either way, it's a matter of taste, and I'm glad they're a team, comedy's "Michael and Scottie" if you'd prefer. Stewart is more Oprahfied, which gives him 20 million viewers, allowing Colbert to savagely nail President Bush to his red-screwy face at a roast - the greatest example of speaking of truth to power in 6 years.

Remember, Dubya's dad, Bush Sr., is the former CIA Director turned Vice-President and President who - starting in 1980 when he stuck his hand up Cowboy President I - Ronald Reagan's butt and worked him like a "Spitting Image" puppet - sunk the world into a tailspin of micro-wars, increased poverty and oppression, media and corporate consolidation of power, and spiraling drug use - including the CIA's introduction of crack cocaine to Los Angeles (Google: "Gary Webb").

Afghanistan's opium production is up 60% by the way, and the fake "War on Drugs" is how the elite make most of their money and keep most of their control - e.g. why America has the largest prison population in the world, and why "School of Rock" director Richard Linklater made "A Scanner Darkly" recently - and got Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., Winona Ryder, Woody Harrelson and Alex Jones to star in it.

It's a great way to launder money too.

And now and with The Carlyle Group, Big Oil, Bohemian Grove, Intelligence, Military, Saudi, Skull and Bones and ex-Nazi connections he has - among others, I'd be loathe to criticize the hell out of former President Bush's retard kid's failing Presidency and failing intellect to his face.

What big beautiful balls.

And, Colbert still gets conservative guests like the brown douchebag mentioned above.


Here, check 24 minutes of "C for Vendetta" in action:

Colbert Roasts President Bush - 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner

Google Video - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879

And here's an incredibly charming President Bush with a brilliant impersonator (Steve Bridges) doing a back-and-forth routine to close out the same dinner, and dammit, with his nigh-perfect timing and control I'm still not sure whether Dubya's a dumbass or not. Evil? Sure. Dumbass? I dunno... he's getting away with murder, way more than Nixon who got impeached for bugging hotel rooms used by the Democratic party - a fraction of The Bush Crime Family's wake of destruction. And besides, with him being "dumb" all of his actions - including his daily lies - are completely excused by most who just take it for granted that he'll say something "stupid" and "simple" like "Iraq is making progress" or "We'll stay the course", while downright believed by a rabid core of others abley abetted by the cheerleading automaton corporate media. It's not like they ever say: "The last 796,144 times the President said something it turned out that he lied, so really, don't get your hopes up. And again, we're really, really, really sorry New Orleans, please - get well soon!" And, it's not like President Bush has to answer questions he doesn't understand - or ask them either, which is just mind-bogglingly diabolically brilliant strategy. We don't even expect the President of the United States to act like a "human" anymore, we don't expect him to understand what's going on or have any desire to learn, and we seem prepared to just ride that fact out. So yeah, this video has me swaying back towards the "he's the Michael Corleone of a global crime syndicate backed by an even older and richer global crime syndicate and they're trying to take control of us" attitude, and if you've got 11 minutes to spare it's worth checking out. Or, as Sun Tzu sez: "Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories."

President Bush Impersonation - 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner

Google Video - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1921276117304287501

Anyway, once you suck back a few cold Colbert's after John Stews for a bit, you'll be completely convinced the government and media are lying and trying to make us dumber all the time, and then the "conspiracy" gets waaay easier to digest.

After all, who could possibly create a system like this by doing their jobs unless their jobs were to create a system like this?

It's unfathomable that power would be that irresponsible, especially after Spider Man's Uncle Ben famously said: "With great power comes great responsibility."

I mean, we all read that, it's friggin' Spider Man for G-d's sakes.

So yeah, that's why education has been underfunded for years and especially under the "No Child Left Behind" program, that's why many American women get only 6 weeks of maternity leave - it's one year in Canada - though who knows under "Heil Harper!" where that's going along with privatizing/destroying universal healthcare and daycare, etc., etc.

That's why the military can get $70 billion whenever they want but schools have to have bake sales to buy books, that's why we're all on medication that only leads to more medication, that's why they do experiments on food they won't tell us about, that's why New York City was left to die of cancer by the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) after 9/11 with no clean up of the exploded asbestos and other hazardous materials contained in the 220 stories that fell, that's why our air and water and land are getting poisoned under the "Clean Skies Act" in ways so horrible we never hear anything about them, that's why the national debt is being run up trillions of dollars creating insane inflation that's driving up the cost of living, that's why the borders are left open to allow illegal (sh-tty term since they aren't trying to "break the law") aliens pour across the border and drive down wages while corporations and the wealthy pay minimal fines for using slave labor with no effort to improve the economy in Mexico, that's why we don't know why we're paying 50% more at the pump when the gas companies are making 400% more profits, and... that's why there's a conspiracy.

Anyway, so Letterman's doing his best to nail 'em to the wall in his opening half-hour, using actual footage of Bush doing his job like it's a joke, and exposing the "War on Terror" (doesn't it just sting your brain?) for the phony piece of evil war-mongering propaganda that it is.

Check it out, it's good to see people in power got our backs, and help give us the balls to push back against the pawns of war.

And hey, like the guys on South Park, they even make it funny.


Peace by peace...



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Sunday, September 03, 2006

Votergate: The Movie (Or, Why Fascist Elections Suck.)

I've tried to upload this movie several times to my MySpace page, but unfortunately every time I do it ends up not being there.

I don't get it since it's 88.61 MB and less than the 100 MB maximum size allowed, either way it's not working, so if you want to download a copy off the Megaupload site please enter three letters in the top right hand corner of this page:


My COINTELPRO movie was accepted, of course that was dealing with illegal FBI and CIA activity from 40 years ago as opposed to what's going on today - if it ever stopped.

Still, with mid-term American elections coming up in November and the Republicans likely looking to steal them again - as I'm assuming they're planning on doing from now on, it's best that we understand how they're stealing them.

And don't give me that "Of course they stole 2000 but there's no way they stole 2004" crap, that's absolutely ludicrous.

First off, the exit polls showed Kerry winning Ohio 52 - 47 nd they're never wrong. In fact, they're used to certify elections in countries around the world to ensure they're run fairly. Of course, in the U.S. all of a sudden the "experts" said exit polls were "unreliable", while hundreds of experts not allowed television airtime were screaming "fraud!" while still railing against the increasing use of electronic voting machines that don't allow for the possibility of a re-count.

"It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes!"

- Joseph Stalin

Second, they tried every trick in the book to disenfranchise Democratic voters, including doing tonnes of fake Democratic voter-registration drives. Now, don't give me that "both sides cheat!" crap: where were the stories about the other side? Wouldn't FOX News at least be all over them?

We can't just let Republicans lie, cheat and steal and then say "everyone does it!" That's just dumb.

In every case of electronic voting irregularities the Republicans ended up benefiting, and with their control over all branches of the government, the same bastards ensured that there was a shortage of machines in key areas of Democratic support - including screwing millions of African Americans. They'll do anything to win since they've demonized their opposition as at best "stupid" and at worst "dangerous, and that attitude is corrupting even the decent people who've fallen for "fascism" in the guise of corrupt "conservatism".

Here's one of several great articles on this and other subjects by American journalist Greg Palast, he's been exiled to Britain where he does award-winning work for The BBC News and The Guardian UK (the New York Times of Europe), which also explains why the rest of the world (correctly) thinks we're crazy:

How They Stole Ohio: And the GOP 4-step Recipe to 'Blackwell' the USA in 2008 Abracadabra: Three million votes vanish


And just for the hell of it, here's why you're paying 50 percent more for gas while the oil companies are making 400 percent more money off you:

The top oily-gopolists, the five largest oil companies, pulled in $113 billion in profit in 2005 -- compared to a piddly $34 billion in 2002 before Operation Iraqi Liberation.

In other words, it's been a good war for Big Oil.


Third, if I married a rich woman in 2000 who died under mysterious circumstances allowing me to inherit her considerable fortune; and then in 2004 I married another rich woman who died under mysterious circumstances allowing me to inherit her considerable fortune, I would be a reasonable suspect. In fact, I'd be the only suspect, for as any good cop will tell you: "To find the crime, follow the money."

And on and on and on and on... but, I've got to say watching tonnes of movies like this help.

Sure you find out we're in a lot of trouble, but you also find out what people are doing about it, and that should give you some hope and motivation. The mainstream media is moving us smoothly into a "fascist" economy totally based on "terror" and profiting from it, they're scaring the hell out of us in every way they can, businesses are gearing up for it, and investors are pouring money into biometric scanning, surveillance cameras, RFID chips, and the military and prison industrial complexes.

So, they're not going to make you feel any better, and in fact, they're going to make you feel terrible and powerless, and say:

"But what can we do about it?"

First, get really, really, really informed.

Next, figure it out.

If your house was on fire you wouldn't just sit there and moan about it, you'd figure out how to put it out or help those trying.
That's where we are, and we've got to understand that anyone bringing charges against these torturing fascists should be accepted as a brother or a sister in this battle.

Let them know that "torture" - the unspoken ongoing evil the mainstream media desperately tries to avoid, is okay to focus on as a reference point to show exactly how the perfectly legitimate comparison of "Bush" to "Hitler" isn't properly explained.

I mean, it's not like they "stopped" after they were caught, and it's not like they've slowed down building more secret prisons in Europe and secret detention centers all over North America.

And after all, if it "works", then how come the War in Iraq isn't getting any better? How come they aren't finding out any useful information on the insurgency such as the locations of weapons caches that can be found and destroyed while keeping the witness captive until it's confirmed?

The answer is the overwhelming majority of the people they are torturing are completely innocent, internal reports confirm this, and they're just training soldiers to dehumanize and degrade their enemies completely - which, as in the case of New Orleans, will eventually be "us".

It's absolutely disgusting abuse of "loco parentis", or the obligation of the military to act as parental figures for the young men and women in their charge, and shows just how corrupt they've become in their service of secret societies and the corporate elite. We need to rescue those children from this mental and physical meat grinder before too many of them are irreversably damaged and take it out on "us".

Right now, and as seen on the special features of the "Fahrenheit 9/11" DVD, they're going from house to house with no reliable information and dragging every male and many females out to be sent to secret prisons to be tortured for... what?

For what?

The. War. Just. Keeps. Getting. Worse.

And can you blame the Iraq's for fighting back in their own country to keep from being pointlessly and sadistically tortured and humiliated?

"Insurgency" my ass.

(And don't even get me started on "depleted uranium" - which the "embedded" media isn't even allowed to ask about. Anyway, we'll all be sniffing it soon...)

I'm watching CNN right now, and they're diagramming the future bombing of Iran like they were slicing up a pot-roast.

The "military options" are being described as "challenging", and when they carpet-bomb millions of people from 25,000 feet in the air and succeed in absolutely destroying another country they'll be seen as "heroes".

It's absolutely disgusting, and what's worse is I'm seeing CNN on TV screens everywhere I go - the global "New World Order" news network is upon us.

Time to step our game up folks, no more beefing with each other over bullsh-t.

There are 10,000 people in the world who want to enslave or kill the other 6 billion of us, and we've got to focus on stopping them before they succeed.

I wish us all the best of luck.

Peace, (NOW!!!)



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FYI - Saving The World will never be easier than this, so let's get cracking:

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert show us the media is lying and trying to make us dumber ALL the time, so check the Infowars.com and PrisonPlanet.com newswires for why. Then send copies of "TerrorStorm: A History of Government Sponsored Terrorism" on DVD or Google Video to everyone - NOW!!!


P.S. See the history of money and how it's being used right now to herd us into a police state - "America: From Freedom to Fascism" - and pass it on - NOW!!!


P.P.S. Check this out too while you still can!

Congress is pushing a law that would abandon a principle called Network Neutrality that prevents companies from deciding which Web sites you can see based on what site pays them the most -- which means most of us won't be able to afford a website –- and pass it on -– NOW!!!