Target Practice, Target Game, Target Darkies...
There, I've said it.
But, so have a lot of people.
So, I think we should attack Condoleeza Rice because she's a black woman.
(NOTE: I had a really nifty version written, full of fun nasty controversial stuff, a wild-ride into the minds of the brainwashed enemy... but, it got eaten when I tried to publish it and the blogger-thingy went blooey. I'm completely deflated, and can't summon the energy to re-do it all with the same passion. Sorry, next time I'll save it somewhere first, but the point is simple, and frankly the point.)
The bottom line: don't attack her "blackness", attack her piss-poor politics as the weakest member of the herd. All this focused-energy on Bush has turned him into the Eye of Sauron from Lord of the Rings, hypnotically powerful as Eminem noted in his "Mosh" video. With millions of people the-red-states-hate hating-Him, He's only their best tool to rub it in their bark-eatin'-tree-huggin'-granola-gropin'-armpit-hairin'-gay-sexin'-Godless-heathen-faces.
Bush is someone the Heartland and/or Homeland (Copyright: Karl Rove Echo Chamber) will relate to as a "Good Ol' White Boy", a born-again Christian icon, and blindly defend as the man they want to be. (A lazy millionaire.) An intensive campaign to expose Condoleeza's faults will result in a potentially closer look - if the psychotic reaction to Janet Jackson' titty is any indication. (Think Britney Spears titty would've been fined? I think it would've been "fiiiine!" Too bad... Justin shoulda stuck with his old-younger-titties.) Since Strom Thurmond died, the market for old-white-guy-GOP-hard-ons-for-black-chicks likely died with him, and to many middle-Americans she's just an eccentric house-Negress accoutrement that Ol' George finds amusing to have around: you really think *anyone* wants her over for dinner?
So, she's the Secretary of Freakin' State for the second-term 43rd Presidency of George W. Bush, and discrediting her would be (unbelievably) a nice start...
A male activist-friend said this was "unethical", so he would never do it. A female activist-friend said THAT was "sexist", and that if she's gonna play with the Big White Boys she should take the heat. Y-ep.
I'm not saying I'm gonna stop picking on Dubya, even as his puppeteers struggle to control his deteriorating dementia, but the name of the game is success, and standing on unproven principle while bombs kill Iraqi children and No Child Left Behind kills American ones ain't better. Plus, I think even the red-states'll agree: like potato chips, you can't have just one-gun...
P.S. Sorry about that again, to make up for it, here's a penis-tree that will attack you if you vote for the other guy. So remember, vote-early, vote-often, and vote-for-me if you want to keep your own penis from sodomizing you! :-)
(Can you believe that shit worked? Betcha can...)