El Jokey-Poo: AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIED LIFE!
.FYI, just got this as an email forward from someone who still sends them, an antiquated practice in the Twitterverse, Facebookaneering and Social Media So On, but somehow still neat-o-keen in its' unique and personalized focus betwixt the fact that it's a stand-alone item and it's meant for a handful of people to enjoy.
Not that anything else is bad or anything, but that doesn't mean this isn't good, or whatever, you decide. Don't worry, nobody on earth agrees with everything that anyone else says, which is a good thing, or else we wouldn't be able to share and compare ideas and critiques to think of anything new. Just enjoy some laffs.
AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIED LIFE!
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH!
AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!