Monday, April 29, 2013

You have options when it comes to the attention you give and receive when we all feel this non-verbal connection.


You have options when it comes to the attention you give and receive when we all feel this non-verbal connection and signal each other to interact in the new singularity, or silent paradigm-shifting connectivity between people with tons of good, bad and ugly non-verbal communication going on.

You may want to avoid the new gender-neutral bored, nervous, lazy, tricky, harassing, distracting and unsatisfying sped-up female body language which many people now beg, bother and trick each other into looking at which isn't validating for anyone, or seeing "The Croods in 3D" in real 3D.

You see many men act sheepish and saying hello sideways instead of confident and straight, not looking each other in the eye to respect each other, feeling sorry for themselves and looking like fools in front of women and children who respect and listen to them less and get worried more.

You see many women, after two years of silently competing instead of being vulnerable with men, stuck in this "Not Itchy But Scratchy Show" nonsense, rushing, getting confused and no longer in control of the reassuring and flattering attention they can all seek beer-commercial style.

You even see men, women and children silently running at, crowding, stalking, distracting with scratching and attacking others to steal attention as standards for validation drop with men copying female body language, not expecting much and forgetting how to give women credit as well.  

You may have heard of songs like Frank Sinatra's "I Get A Kick Out Of You" or Drake's "The Real Her" that explain the feminine mystique well, or the ability of women to get a busy man's attention in creative, mysterious, mutually fulfilling and plausibly deniable ways and may want to save it.

You might guess that figuring out how men can do this was better than being stuck training in a pool for a couple of years like Michael Phelps to win 74 gold medals at the Olympics, or whatever, plus what has he done for you lately, not that he's not nice and all, or whatever. You know.

You have the option of anonymously funding my efforts to save our masculinity and femininity so men and women walk and talk with instead of against each other in compli/ementary ways. You can also get in touch to have YOUR questions answered for you to get only the info you want.

You know people sometimes feel bad when they're wrong, but they should know they'll soon feel good when they're right, especially when they pay someone like a lawyer or therapist to help them. You have the option of treating me like that or just saying hello in weirder ways every year.

You should know children are very perceptive and are being influenced by these issues or me commenting on them. You may be used to treating children like an authority figure, but since I don't have any, I'm just like a fun uncle who can talk to yours and bring out their confidence and fun.

You know people are having trouble communicating about these issues, so I suggest men and women separately up private discussions with me and people you trust to have the conversations you want. You should know I can think of ways to solve problems no matter what, even yours.

Talk to you soon,



Helping you figure out...



If you don't want to talk about it, but still want me to fix it, no problem. Just visit a TD Canada branch, use this info and donate cash.

Name: Vijay Sarma

TD Canada Trust Bank Account Number: 3058-6062898

Just say I'm a performance artist you want to anonymously support. If I get enough donations, I'll find new ways to finish this myself.




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