Sunday, May 22, 2005

The Blueprint - Volume 1: Seeds - PART SIX: Narrow The Enemies List

"We have to stop screwing people based on a fantasy."

(wait, that's not quite right.)

"We have to go back and forth until we find the sweet spot."

(wait, that one's a little strange too...)

"We have to realize that in your mind, nothing can harm you."

(wait, what if you're crazy?)

(aw crap.)

(damn quote machine is busted.)

(...)

The Blueprint - Volume 1: Seeds - PART SIX: Narrow The Enemies List

(because really, it's just a good idea.)

(...)

Boxcar Willy vs. Rockstar Rummy: Round One

Who do we respect?

Why?

(...)

Boxcar Willy vs. Rockstar Rummy: Round Two

Who's doing less?

Who's doing more?

Who's doing what for whom?

Who's doing what to whom?

Who's doing more good?

Who's doing more bad?

Who is more accomplished?

Who likes what they've accomplished?

Who dislikes what they've accomplished?

Who cares what they're doing?

Who should?

(...)

Boxcar Willy vs. Rockstar Rummy: Round Three

On a scale of one to a billion, with one being an amoeba, and a billion being a billion people you could kill, who has more responsibility? Who can barf on a paramecium without either batting a cilia?

Who can launch a war for the fun (and profit) of it 2 years ago, and still keep his job poorly fighting that war for the next 4 years? Who can choose to sleep in a boxcar 2 years ago, and still choose to be sleeping there 4 years later?

Who is more erudite, educated, and evil?

Who is more insane, incorrigable, and inconsequential?

Who is actions have caused more damage to the world?

Who believes who's actions are justified?

Who has the right to believe what actions are justified?

Who had the right to tell someone what to do?

Who has the right to kill?

Who has the right to live?

Who kills?

Who lives?

(...)

3rd Round: TKO

(...)

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt."
- Sir Mix-a-Lot, (Intro) "Baby Got Back" , 1992

"I like big butts and I can not lie."
- Sir Mix-a-Lot, "Baby Got Back" , 1992

(...)

"Enamoured with the voluptuous figures of stars such as Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles, many British women are deciding to part with the cash needed to swell their lower curves..."
- The New Zealand Herald, "Demand grows for J Lo nip ‘n’ butt ops." 2/May/2005

"The phenomenal rise of the "rump plump" - demand for which has increased tenfold over the past two years..."
- The New Zealand Herald, "Demand grows for J Lo nip ‘n’ butt ops." 2/May/2005

"Since Jennifer Lopez came into the field, people have begun to really like that South American-style shape..."
- (Dr. Jeya Prakash) The New Zealand Herald, "Demand grows for J Lo nip ‘n’ butt ops." 2/May/2005

"The procedure itself, which can take as little as 40 minutes..."- The New Zealand Herald, "Demand grows for J Lo nip ‘n’ butt ops." 2/May/2005

"A leading surgeon would typically charge between 6000 ($15,600) and 9000 ($23,500) for the operation."
- The New Zealand Herald, "Demand grows for J Lo nip ‘n’ butt ops." 2/May/2005

(...)

Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"

Mahatma Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea."

(...)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"
- Alan Moore, "The Watchmen", 1986

orig:

"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
- Juvenal, "Satires", 120 A.D.

(...)

"Time 4 black gloves,
At least,
Check out ya riding..."

- Black Krishna, Song: "Go!", 2005

(...)

"Gotta take the bile,
Outta bitchin', 'bout,
Bullshit..."

- Black Krishna, Song: "Bitchin' Bout Bullshit", 2005

(...)

"Them crazy, them crazy -
We gonna chase those crazy
Baldheads out of town..."

- Bob Marley, "Crazy Baldheads", 1976

(...)

Paris Hilton seems like a genuinely nice person.

I've never heard her utter a cross-word about anyone.

Pamela Anderson neither.

Anna Nicole Smith?

Well...

She's crazy...

And she's a goldigger...

Though she was digging it out of a living corpse who'd spent hours in love watching her dance at a Houston strip club...

And that's after she dropped out of high school and worked as a cook at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken...

And now she's got:

The Anna Nicole Show: First Season" DVD

Uncensored. Uncut. Unreal. It's Luxurious! The First Season DVD of The Anna Nicole Show. It's America's Guiltiest Pleasure.

- 3-disc DVD set
- Special Collector's Packaging
- Not Rated - Uncensored
- Closed Captioned
- Running Time: Approx. 4 hours, 53 minutes

Special Features:
- Never-Before-Seen uncensored episodes
- Deleted scenes from every episode
- Tell all commentary by Anna Nicole

Wow.

Makes your head hurt?

Don't worry about it.

You go girl.

(...)

"I'm a hustler, I'm a-I'm a hustler homey,
I'm a hustler, I'm a-I'm a hustler homey,
Nigga ask a... nigga-nigga ask about me,
Nigga ask a... nigga-nigga ask about me..."

- Cassidy f. Jay-Z, "I'm a Hustler", 2005

(...)

Hell, even 50 Cent used to be a crack-dealer on the streets of New York.

Nah man, that ain't cool.

Hell, even 50 Cent got shot nine times.

Nah man, that ain't cool.

He survived it all.

Hey man, that's cool.

Even Eminem and Dr. Dre like him.

Seriously!

(...)

Italy in recession but porn industry booming-study

By Philip Pullella
Thu May 19, 8:26 AM ET

It put revenues for pornography and related industries at about 1.1 billion euros ($1.4 billion) in 2004, up by some 100 million euros over the previous year and 27 percent since 1991.

SOURCE - http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050519/wr_nm/italy_pornography_dc_1

(...)

Porn star to dine with Bush
Ex-candidate for governor sees it as 'great networking opportunity'

May 20, 2005

"I'm especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove," Carey added. "Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he's against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!"

SOURCE - http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44376

(...)

Two days of erotica unlimited

May 22, 2005

"This is bigger than the NFL, the NBA and Major League Baseball combined. It's sick." In sizing the sex industry market at $40 billion, the organizers include topless clubs, exotic dancing, sex toys, party goods, books and pornographic movies.

SOURCE - http://www.indiadaily.com/breaking_news/36248.asp

(...)

Okay, that's not it.

Can we treat this issue with some maturity?

(...)

Patterns of Global Terrorism

Patterns of Global Terrorism is a report published each year on or before April 30 by the United States Department of State. The Secretary of State is required by Congress to produce detailed assessments.

The exact definition of the requirements are in Title 22, Section 2656f of the United States Code.

Year Acts Killed Wounded

2004 NA NA NA
2003 208 625 3646
2002 199 725 2013
2001 346 3547 1080
2000 423 405 791
1999 392 233 706
1998 273 741 5952
1997 304 221 693
1996 296 311 2652
1995 440 165 6291

2004: The report was no longer published to the public after its methodology was challenged by the administration, amid claims that it showed the highest amount of terror activity in its nineteen year history.

SOURCE - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patterns_of_Global_Terrorism

(...)

"To call terrorism a threat to national security is scarcely plausible, on average far fewer Americans are killed each year by terrorists than are killed by lightning, deer accidents, or peanut allergies."
- John Mueller and Karl Mueller, "Sanctions of Mass Destruction," Foreign Affairs, May/June 1999, p. 43

(...)

SOURCE - COMMON SENSE.

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